WELCOME!!
TO THE LOCALS-ONLY "DOOR STEP" DELIVERY WEBSITE

DELIVERING TO All OF MDI, TRENTON, & ELLSWORTH (within a mile or 2 from downtown)
NO DELIVERY FEE!
NO MINIMUMS!

DELIVERIES ARE ON MONDAYS & THURSDAYS

5LB BAGS ARE USUALLY ONLY FOR WHOLESALE ACCOUNTS BUT WILL BE OFFERED DURING THE DURATION OF THIS DELIVERY SERVICE.

YOUR ORDER WILL BE DROPPED OUTSIDE AT THE LOCATION OF YOUR CHOICE AT YOUR RESIDENCE...(front door, side door, steps, on your porch, etc)
PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE IN THE BOX BELOW.
INCLUDE DROP OFF INSTRUCTIONS, AND A PHONE NUMBER WITH INSTRUCTIONS TO TEXT OR CALL YOU WHEN YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN DROPPED OFF.

IF YOU ARE VISITING THIS SITE AND NOT FROM THIS DELIVERY AREA, PLEASE ORDER FROM THIS SITE SO YOUR ORDER CAN BE PROPERLY SHIPPED
www.crookedporch.com






A SAFETY-FIRST
pledge during these trying times...

Safety is my number one priority.
All precautions are being taken to sanitize all surfaces above and beyond.
I am the only one on staff, so there is no monitoring of anyone other than myself. 
I am following all CDC guidelines as I take the warnings and threats very seriously.
Know that your orders will be handled with the utmost care!
I hope that you are staying healthy in body and mind!!
THANK YOU AND
CHEERS!
Dirk

Please add drop off instructions in message box below.
(front door, leave on the porch, etc)
Include a phone number & to call or text to let you know when your order is dropped off.
*Orders will be delivered on the closest Monday or Thursday to when you placed your order*

WANT IT GROUND?
PLEASE INDICATE IN BOX ABOVE.

IF GROUND, IT WILL BE A MEDIUM-COARSE (DRIP) GRIND.